Thursday, January 13, 2005

When you wake up with the TV on

The word on the street is that there's this new dude in town buying up all kinds of explosives, but don't nobody know his name.

As far as the TV being on when you wake up, well, I guess I just think that is sad. So recently I watched King Arthur. It was exactly what I've come to espect from anything with Jerry Bruckheimerdinger's name on it - shallow plot, shallow relationships, over-emphasized action and sex, and brainless twits saying cliche lines. If you can possibly overlook these things you might enjoy this movie. You also might enjoy Gigli.

Interestingly enough, there is still snow on the ground. Yesterday I discovered that I could run and jump as high as I can and fall face first into the snow and not be harmed. I can also do a flip, and a twist into the snow without the least harm. And it is surprisingly easy to tackle my wife into the snow with no adverse reprecussions. I also tried to declare today "SNOW DAY", but I got laughed off balcony.

In conclusion there is no downside to the snow, or monkeys.

PS - I didn't get to watch LOST tonite. What happened?

3 comments:

The Reimbursor said...

You are nowhere

Jules said...

Hey, it wasn't just sex, it was TRUE LOVE between two people who TRULY LOVED each other. Couldn't you tell?

Jules said...

HEY JUNTAO!